lunes, 21 de febrero de 2011

ScrewAttack Magazine Issue 5th Anniversary

ScrewAttack Magazine #05 for 5 years of Awesomeness?!? This is no coincidence people this must be on the Main Rotator like… naoh!!! XD Worst thing about it? I just realize it lol.
So enjoy this 5th anniversary edition… been 3 days with no sleep…  needs to go to the bathroom…
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My gift, your gift, everyones favorite gift, it's time for! HARD NEWS! Wait no...

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The last page when I say "Email Craig" It's a JOKE, do not take it seriously people please, I fail at Joking...

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Special thanks to Avionetca for drawing this issue's front page, if you want to support her work go to her deviantart website and enjoy her art style!
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The Hidden ScrewAttack Bolt!
On every front page I hide a ScrewAttack bolt and who ever sends me a PM with a Screen shot of the bolt wins!
From the last Issue this time lucky winner was: NO ONE FOUND IT! YOU LOSE THE GAME HAHAHAAHAHA!
On this Issue of the magazine: SOMEONE ALREADY FOUND IT!
g1 Sirmidor found it!
YOU WIN!!! CONGLATULATION !!! You have completed a great game.
and prooved the justice of our culture.
now go and rest our heroes !

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viernes, 11 de febrero de 2011

News - Bulletstorm makes you want to rape, You have Balls of Steel!, Thundercats CG Movie?, No more DLC from Activision and Beyond Good and Evil HD

“Is Bulletstorm the Worst Video Game in the World?” 
The internet says NO!

A few days back (February 8th, 2011) (like always making drama and false accusations for getting views) decided to publish an article about the upcoming Bulletstorm game giving it the title “Is Bulletstorm the worst game in the World?” getting to the immediate conclusion that and I quote “The increase in rapes can be attributed in large part to the playing out of [sexual] scenes in video games” statement by psychiatrist Carole Lieberman (we will get to her later) who talk to

Part of the article also states that: “The in-game awards system, called Skill Shots, ties the ugly, graphic violence into explicit sex acts: "topless" means cutting a player in half, while a "gang bang" means killing multiple enemies. And with kids as young as 9 playing such games, the experts spoke with were nearly universally worried that video game violence may be reaching a fever pitch.” First of all, why will 9 year old be playing this game, the ESRB is right there, its rated M for Mature which means that it have content that may be suitable for persons ages 17 and older, it will have: Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Sexual Themes, Strong Language, Use of Alcohol (ESRB ). If children are getting these games is not because the publishers are mailing it to their houses is because they either get someone old enough to buy it for them or the most common one, STUPID PARENTS.

Now before we finish the topic let’s get back to Carole Lieberman. You… weird psychiatrist how can you blame majorly the video game industry for increasing Rape, how can you come to that conclusion? Where is your prove? Did you find you M.D or whatever in a cereal box? Did you play the game!? You can’t go making that kind of statements in the open. But thankfully the internet has spoken and surprisingly showing us the other face of the doc here.

Miss Lieberman has a book called “Bad Girls” which is describe by Why do millions of smart, savvy, successful men fall helplessly in love with women who are destined to break their hearts? Who are these "Bad Girls," poised to pounce on the next nice guy just waiting to become their prey? And how can good girls learn to become man-magnets without becoming 'bad'? If that’s not bad enough I found a trailer for the book which to I don’t really know if laugh… or cry…

Which can only be translated to my mind, how to make a good woman into a slut, sending the women movement 50 years back!

Of course when you mess up with the wrong people karma will hit ya. Recently her book on had less than 8 positive reviews, now the book has 97 reviews with an average of 1½ stars rating and 86 ratings of 1 star. What is really funny is to read the reviews of people about the book and oh surprise, hilarity comes. With titles like: The WORST. A Pack of Lies. Irresponsible Crap, Utter Twaddle!, What a pile of worthless metaphysical garbage and my favorite: Mein Kampf meets Playboy.

I could go on the whole day about this but I’ll leave the link for the reviews so you can have a laugh. The main point is: Don’t fu*k with your lies! And yes that was INTENDED! What? Now this page will increase rape? Sue me.

Fox News Article "Is Bulletstorm the worst game in the world?" Hilarious Reviews of the book "Bad Girls"

Duke Nukem Balls of Steel Limited Edition

We waited like Forever (haha! See what I did there! No? um…) to finally have in our hands this epic game resurrected from the ashes. Yes Duke Nukem forever will be release the same day pigs will learn to fly and hell freezes at the same time May 3rd, 2011. But for the big wait we have a sweet limited edition of the game or should I call it the BALLS OF STEEL Edition! It’s priced $100 and the game will come with:

* Collectible bust of the greatest ass-kicker of all-time.
* Numbered limited edition certificate of authenticity.
* 100-page hardcover book: ’History, Legacy & Legend: Duke Nukem Forever Art from the Vault’.
* Duke Nukem Forever postcard series.
* Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem sticker.
* Duke Nukem Forever collectable comic book.
* Duke Nukem Forever foldable paper craft.
* Duke Nukem Forever poker chips.
* Duke Nukem Forever mini-card deck.
* Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem dice.

Only 2,000 units will be produced so when this ones are gone… will be gone! This edition will be release for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC so Pre-Order it on and GameStop.
You know it’s a good Limited addition and a fair price for all the stuff but… where is my empty pack of Bubblegum!?


Thundercats CG movie trailer???

I… have mix feelings about this… it made me laugh but at the same time it made me scratch my head, is this real or fake? Who knows but many are raging after watching this CG trailer for an upcoming Thundercats movie??? I didn0t heard of it and I really don’t know if it’s real or fake but for now I’ll leave the fans decide… I gotta be honest the last line made me laugh. Guilty.

Activision axes Guitar and DJ Hero

Activision has announce that after February they will not support any more DLC for Guitar Hero and Dj Hero and their excuse is the following:

"Over the past two years, we have seen rapid declines in the music genre, and unfortunately, based on current demand, we simply cannot continue to profitably make these games given the considerable licensing and manufacturing costs."

Well here is the thing, Every Single Guitar Hero was the same! How can you expect the gamers to buy the same game with just a few new tracks, DJ Hero was actually a new thing that should had been explore. Now the only thing that we can expect from Activision these following years… more Cal of Duty games woooohoooo….


Beyond Good and Evil HD

Finally! Another master piece that shouldn’t had been overlook. If you never had a chance (like me) to play this brilliant game this is your opportunity.
The game will be release on March 2nd on Xbox Live for 800 M$ points, about $10.